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Last Names Starting With I, J & K

There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in traveling in a stagecoach, it is often a comfort to shift one's position and be bruised in a new place.
      — Washington Irving, author
 

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me. The idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart.
      — Jerome K. Jerome, English humorist
 

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
      — Lyndon Baines Johnson, U. S. President
 

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
      — John F. Kennedy, U. S. President
 

Time's fun when you're having flies.
      — Kermit the Frog
 

When I first saw the hipsters creeping around Times Square in 1944, I didn't like them either.
      — Jack Kerouac, beatnik king; American novelist, writer, poet, artist
 

It was completely fruitless to quarrel with the world, whereas the quarrel with oneself was occasionally fruitful and always, she had to admit, interesting.
      — Soren Kierkegaard, 19th century Danish philosopher and theologian
 

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
      — Henry Kissinger, U.S. Statesman-Celebrity; former Secretary of State
 

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
      — Henry Kissinger, U.S. Statesman-Celebrity; former Secretary of State
 

TV is a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
      — Ernie Kovacs, TV entertainer
 

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