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Last Names Starting With L, M & N

Power corrupts, but absolute power is kind of neat.
      — John Lehman, business leader
 

A person who doesn't lose his wits over certain things has no wits to lose.
      — G.E. Lessing, German playwright
 

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you'll be fired with enthusiasm.
      — Vince Lombardi, legendary football coach
 

Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.
      — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, American poet
 

There are three kinds of brains. The one understands things unassisted, the other understands things when shown by others, the third understands neither alone nor with the explanations of others.
      — Niccolo Machiavelli, political philosopher
 

This is difficult stuff. Making a left turn in L.A. is one of the harder things you'll learn in life.
      — the character Mack in the 1991 film "Grand Canyon"
 

Stay off gobbledygook language. It only fouls people up, Anyone using the words 'activation' or 'implementation' will be shot.
      — Maury Maverick, chairman of Smaller War Plants during World War II
 

Arithmetic is being able to count up to 20 without taking off your shoes.
      — Mickey Mouse
 

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
      — A.A. Milne, children's author (Winnie-the-Pooh)
 

It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.
      — Moliere Moliere, French playwright
 

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