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Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
      — William Safire
 

The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
      — Carl Sagan, Astronomer
 

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
      — Charles M. Schulz
 

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
      — Charles M. Schulz
 

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
      — Charles M. Schulz
 

A raise is like a martini. It elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
      — Dan Seligman, reporter
 

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every 12 minutes one is interrupted by 12 dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
      — Rod Serling, creator of "Twilight Zone"
 

I planned each chartered course, each careful step along the byway, and more, much more than this, I did it my way.
      — Frank Sinatra, singer
 

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. There's so little hope for advancement.
      — Snoopy
 

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
      — Han Solo to Luke Skywalker in the film "Star Wars"
 

Swinging from building to building! Running around in a hot costume. Sometimes, I wonder why.
      — Spiderman
 

Trying to hit Sandy Koufax was like trying to drink coffee with a fork.
      — Willie Stargell, Pittsburgh Pirates baseball star
 

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
      — Robert Louis Stevenson, Scottish novelist, poet, and travel writer
 

Fiddle, we know, is diddle: and diddle, we take it, is dee.
      — Algernon Swinburne Victorian era English poet
 

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
      —Barry Switzer, football coach
 

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